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 Henry F. Tonn is a semi-retired
psychologist who has previously published memoirs in the Gettysburg
Review and The Foliate Oak. He would like the following
epitaph on his tombstone:
Henry F. Tonn
Master of diction
Practiced
psychology
And wrote bad fiction.
He worshipped his wife
But hated
his father
And died saying
It was all a big bother.
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